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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:35
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Retinal prosthesis woven from tellurium nanowires partially restores vision in blind mice - Phys.org
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Yankees get completely manhandled by Dodgers in ghastly blowout loss - New York Post
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
What timeless pieces do you believe every wardrobe should possess?
Loons and Moons
No way
Nuts and Butts
Switch 2 Joy-Con drift is already haunting Nintendo - polygon.com
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
The Surprising Way Five Days Of Junk Food Impacts Your Brain - MindBodyGreen
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
How can I use AI to create custom music to accompany my vocal song or poetry?
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
McDonald’s bringing it’s own version of iconic dessert to its McFlurry menu - MLive.com
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dozens of Israeli children develop malignant tumors from sperm donor - The Jerusalem Post
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
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